Arlene ’your pets personal assistant’ for a Pet and House Sitting Sleep Over Service

to take care of your pets to feed to water to walk to poop scoop to clear the litter box

and Indoor Plant Maintenance                            

The service extends throughout the Cape Peninsula. Impressive experience and

competence in this particular responsibility

The personal and confidential quality of  Pet and House Sitting service requires a great

deal of trust from the client which holds one up to strict ethical and moral commitment

Arlene lives within the boundaries of old fashioned values with great care and kindness

to animals and plants. Multi-skilled with attention to detail. Efficient neat and tidy

Precious Pets are seldom left alone. If so then never for long

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DOGS SERENITY PRAYER

God grant me the serenity to accept the owners I cannot train .... Courage to train the one’s I can ....  And the wisdom to know the difference

 

Dear God

To be a good dog these are some of the things I must remember.  I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.  I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the smell.  The litter box is not a cookie jar.  The sofa is not a face towel. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.  I will not play tug-of-war with dads underwear when he's on the toilet.  Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.  I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.  I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.  I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.  I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.  The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise it's usually not a good thing.  Dear God when I get to Heaven please may I have my testicles back?

Dog’s Bedtime Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep  The king-sized bed is soft and deep.  I sleep right in the centre groove.  My human beings can hardly move.  I’ve trapped their legs they’re tucked in tight.  And here is where I pass the night.  No one disturbs me or dares intrude.  ‘Til morning comes and ‘I want food!’

I sneak up slowly to begin and nibble on my human’s chin.  For morning’s here it’s time to play.  I always seem to get my way.  So thank you Lord for giving me this human person that I see.  The one who hugs me and holds me tight  and shares their bed with me at night

Amen

 

 Just this side of ‘rainbow bridge’ earth is connected to heaven. When an animal who has been really close to someone here dies         

 they go to rainbow bridge. There are meadows and hills for all our friends so that they can run and play together. There is plenty 

 of food water and sunshine. Our friends are warm and comfortable

 All the animals who have been ill or are old are restored to health and  vigour. Those who were hurt or maimed are made whole

 and strong again just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. They all run and play together. The

 animals are happy and content except for one small thing. They miss someone who was left behind who was very special to  

 them

 The day comes when these animals suddenly stop looking into the distance their bright eyes are intent eager body quivering with 

 excitement. Suddenly running from the group flying over the green grass legs moving faster and faster because you have been 

 spotted

 When you and your special friends meet you cling together in joyous reunion. The happy kisses rain upon your face. Your hands

 caress the beloved head and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your beloved pets so long gone from your life but never

 absent from your heart. Never to be parted again you cross the Rainbow Bridge together

 

 

DOG RULES

The dog is not allowed in the house.  Ok, the dog is allowed in the house but only in certain rooms.  The dog is allowed in all rooms but has to stay off the furniture. The dog can only get on the old furniture.  Fine, the dog is allowed on all furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with humans on the bed.  Ok, the dog is allowed in the bed but only by invitation.  The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants but not under the covers.  The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.  The dog can sleep under the covers anytime.  Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog

 

AN INDIAN LEGEND SAYS ....

“When a human dies, there is a bridge they must cross to enter into Heaven. At the head of the  bridge waits every animal that human

ever encountered during their lifetime. The animals, based on what they know of this person decide which humans may cross the bridge,

and which are turned away”

mailto :  arlmedarl@happypetandhousesitter.co.za    cell no :  073 641 0813